I tell them to buy with @Azteco

Id guide them with either @ZEUS for lightening azteco voucher purchases or samourai for on chain vouchers.

Id send them this link on a way to buy online easily:

 
https://twitter.com/exitcalmly/status/1624359295566454784?

and I wouldn't treat them like dirt and expect them to submit ID and bank statements clearly explaining that that is rent seeking abusive behavior.

Later should they wish I would send them to guides by @BTCsessions and @k3tan for further growing into node use etc.