You have to specify the "eat healthy" part because most of them will interpret that as "eat vegan hyperprocessed chemical food", when what we mean is "eat fatty beef, lamb and butter and drop the bread". 

 hahaha true 

 How would you know? Are you a woman? What age? 

Dorian Grey much ? 
Can’t we just jump to you being 
50 shades of grey again 
Or Behind the ______


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