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Avatar is just Dances with Wolves meets Pocahontas in space🤷🏽

Avatar 2 is Whale Rider meets Titanic... In space... 🤷🏽 
 For half a second I thought you were talking about the last airbender and I was gonna be like, "son, hold up a sec". 
 No no m night ain't shit 
 What does he have to do with the good avatar?  
 https://youtu.be/-egQ79OrYCs?si=VrB2-uMkywK66dfC 
 Oh gods no. I forgot he did the live action.  
 🤣🤣🤣🤣 
 And the last Airbender was still better than this

https://youtu.be/m9PEvezB8Nc?si=r3wNJJW8PBtXRMvz 
 I don't know what that was, but that was pretty bad. 
 After I broke up with my highschool sweetheart, my best friend at the time took me every day to see a movie at her work. She worked at the Pacific theaters in the Americana. She got 3 movies entries a day meaning she could see 3 movies or take 2 friends. So we saw every movie that summer me her and Ben. And I saw the Happening which is I've if the worst movies ever made, 4 times in the movie theater. To the point where that scene is burned into my memory because that's the scene where the soldier stepped and slipped into a gopher hole and m night kept it into the film and that's the only scene in any movie I laughed that that summer. 

The same summer as punisher war zone and one of the lady good pirates movies.  
 I can bend air 






Don’t tell anyone 
 Does it smell when you do it because if so I'm not interested 
 😂 
 🌏🧑🏾‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀🌌 
 Avatar 2 was literally Titanic  
 And whale rider. 


Literally. 


Avatar 1 as well. Literally Pocahontas. Literally dances with wolves. 


James Cameron can't make native stories🤷🏽

I fully expect Avatar 3 so be Smoke Signals in space 🤷🏽

I'd bet on it

Last of the Mohicans meets Smoke Signals in space. Guarantee it.  
 You’re right 😂 
 Pocahontas is dancing with wolves in america.  The rest is just the rest.