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 I just swept the biggest dang spider I’ve ever seen north of the mason dixie off my ceiling and now it’s lost 🙈🫣 Is this the moment it jumps on my head from the ceiling and I turn into a ninja fighting a ghost? 😳

Halp! 

#bugstr #nostr #grownostr #halp #tardstr #spider 
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 Save tard fren 👀 
 i cannot kill bugs* 😢

*minus mosquitos 
 it disgusts me to think of the sound of a bug crushing under my hand, even through use of paper or hard tools*😖

*except for mosquitos, fuck mosquitos (not literally) 

 
 it's under the couch isn't it 
 Noh it’s hiding waiting for me to close eyes so it can jump and get me 

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 I'd pup mi pans  
 If hue did I still love a tatatata 
  das sweetest ting i heard today 🥹 
 It's okay. Relax. 

A spider that big, you'll hear it walking around.  
 *cries in Peter Parker*