It’s that kind of hot where everyone is gross no matter what. You can take a long shower, walk outside for about three minutes, and get instant swamp ass with a matching set of baloney patches under the arms. It’s straight gnarnia.
It's an alluring image, however, in The UK, swamp ass is seldom diagnosed.
Must be nice
Arid.
Having said that, we are quite a rainy nation. We don't have swamps though. Owning to our damp climate, we might have more mouldy appendages than other nations? Just a thought🤔.
You forgot the underboob humidititty
Cold showers, they suck at first (and kinda always) but help