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 It’s that kind of hot where everyone is gross no matter what. You can take a long shower, walk outside for about three minutes, and get instant swamp ass with a matching set of baloney patches under the arms. It’s straight gnarnia. 
 It's an alluring image, however, in The UK, swamp ass is seldom diagnosed.  
 Must be nice 
 Arid. 
 Having said that, we are quite a rainy nation. We don't have swamps though. Owning to our damp climate, we might have more mouldy appendages than other nations? Just a thought🤔.  
 Hot showers help, when you get out you feel fresh 
 Very true. If I stay in the AC too 
 💯 here too 🥵

I just walked 5 blocks to the supermarket. Now I'm a sweaty grossery mess. 
 🫂it sucks 
 Check if you are fat or not 
 You forgot the underboob humidititty 
 Ooo sometimes. I’m not blessed with a motorboat worthy rack so I don’t get it that much 😭 
 Lucky you, they're awful. 
 Cold showers, they suck at first (and kinda always) but help 
 Sometimes I try, but boy oh boy is it hard 😂 
 Feminine hygiene to nostr protocol improvements to swamp a** and bologna patches…. I’m dying here😳😂🤣

I think my fav twisted digital sista missed some meds today😉🤭😂🤣 
 You must be doing some kind a hell vacation cause’ So Cal at da beach don’t know hot like dat! 
 No. It’s a heat wave this week 😅