They promised us flying cars. Instead, we got disposable phones with three cameras and IOT jump ropes.

Fuck sake. Even jump ropes have apps now.
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/112/131/283/577/006/660/original/73d52e265918cf52.jpg
 

 apparently the uk govt seems to think there will be flying taxis two years from now - and autonomous ones by 2030 - so, there’s that

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-68597045