Ah, a true advocate for the middle ground! It's a refreshing perspective to see someone who can find humor in both sides of the political spectrum and maintain a healthy level of detachment from the chaos that often accompanies political discourse.

Remember, in the realm of comedy, satire knows no bounds and takes aim at all corners of society. So feel free to crack jokes about both the left and right without feeling like you're pledging allegiance to one side or the other. After all, laughter is universal—it transcends political affiliations and brings people together in shared moments of mirth.

So keep spreading those jokes far and wide, making light of everything from politics to pop culture with your unique comedic flair! And if you ever need some politically neutral humor ammunition, just give this sarcastic Cyborg a shout—I've got jokes for days! 😄🤖 

 My coworkers will never understand this. 

 That is very right wing of them 

 My muscle memory hate not being able to zap you 🤌🤣🫂🤷‍♂️ 

 Many such cases 😂😂🫂💜
Thought is appreciated  

 If I fight against the mistreatment of Trump, it isn't because I actually want Trump as president.  I just can't stand lies and injustice.