Calls a few minutes 🔥 before I 😂 expect him over: 🔥 "hey I just spilled 🔥 melted 🌈 butter all over my car seats, can 💯 you help?" What? Why did 😀 you have a large amount of 🌈 melted butter? 💯 I 🤔 thought you were 😀 going to a therapy appointment?? Bisexual 💯 disaster, through 🎉 and through 🩵