Oddbean new post about login | logout Sometimes I twerk in front of my dogs so they think I’m wagging my tail too.
Sometimes I pee on a tree to let my kids know where I am.
Sometimes I crop dust people who are rude in the grocery store for justice
Not all heroes wear capes 😶🌫️
I crop dust my students and let them blame each other
Sometimes I shit with the door open to torture my wife.
Bahaha I fully walk in on my husband. Try to talk to him and stuff, but he hates it. I shit with the door open too. Even at Wendy’s
You're my favorite.
Aww just a feral child all grown up 😂
Correct.
Establishing dominance 😂