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 [monkey noises intensify] 
 The call of the North American Land Ape is like nails on a chalkboard 
 nigger as the comments said, turned a warning into a felony lol 
 "i can't breathe"

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 Nigbot is more sentient than an actual nigger 😂 
 you notice the nigger is well aware of floyd and pulling out all the floyd shit lol 
 I'm sure 90% of nigger arrests are like this now. Black achievement is becoming a hashtag on twitter after the cops ice you while you're crimeing 
 i also learned that, apparently the tehcnicaly term for a cop tackling you is them 'decentralizing' 
 Did they take away their nightsticks or what? 
 i dunno, but apparently the cop was gonna give him a warning for a out brake light, but he doesn't even have a plate wut 
 He was probably going to jail regardless, since he also had a fake handicap placard and reeked of weed, which he also had in his car. 
 i been pulled over for expired plate, i was like 'oh man i didn't even know' and then drove away with a warning.