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The Dread Pirate Tony | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 No, but for that you can just hire an Au Pair. They accept crypto, probably.
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Layerjack (Onion Knight) | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 So need gold to buy hot Latina lolis? 🤔
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The Dread Pirate Tony | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Oh, in rural Mexico, the dowries are 3-5K. 

I bought a truck once from a guy who burned down his auto shop on purpose to get the insurance money to move to mexico and find a wife.
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Layerjack (Onion Knight) | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 So show up with cash, and the family just hands her over? Based
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The Dread Pirate Tony | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You need dads approval.
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Layerjack (Onion Knight) | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 So need to shop for an alcoholic dad or something. A bit of a hassle.