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 I saw Michael Saylor at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. 
 True story ? 
 Mostly 😉 
 I was the cashier!!! 
 Lol what 
 how can he afford 15 Milky Ways wtf  
 Sold some shares to make it happen. 
 There is no second best. 
 Pls help ser I'm trying to 420 this shit but I've hit an error

https://nostpic.com/media/2321831583d871b7636468f67ff78068668e6eb3c9cdbb230a6d478e9866f2ed/7dc3dfecc3d4bde542a428be3242e9189c5a8982e021bf8b21533f59f78a4982.webp 
 Oh dang! Not sure what’s wrong! Thanks for trying. 
 I will be back 
 If he has an active Alby wallet, and put the correct LN address in his profile, the problem is more than likely on your end. Or there's some FUBAR network at the time you tried zapping.  
 *network issue 
 I tried from 2 nostr clients but I will try again 
 Still no satisfaction.

Idk, does it work from your machine? Lol I'm able to zap other profiles so I dunno why it'd be assumed to be me 🙇‍♂️ 
 I just tried and I'm also unable to zap him. I got a "failed to fetch invoice" error. That indicates that the problem is on Alby's side of the network. Have you tried zapping a different Alby user? If I were you, I would try a 1 sat zap to some other Alby user to see if it's systemic, or specific to his account.  
 I can’t zap either. Maybe the address is wrong, because I use @Alby exclusively with no problems.
https://image.nostr.build/9bd60d5931636778d0205443a9f71b07455130b55c0a7a100369a4b47f6e6e5f.jpg 
 Looks like my node is down. 

How many times can I resurrect my raspberry pi node? 
 Do you know what, exactly, is the cause of this repeated failure?  
 My node seems to be afk

Can’t access via Zeus, when I get home I’ll try restarting it 
 You should migrate that to better hardware. RasPi is fun to learn on, but it’s not really the right tool for the job. 
 Ya, it might be time to consider other options. Maybe a Start9, maybe an Umbrel, maybe an Alby Cloud subscription for a few months while you figure it out. Hell, you can even run Alby for free by connecting it via NWC to another wallet. If the pi keeps dying, I think it's a sign that a change may be warranted.  
 I’m using the alby hub connected to my raspberry pi running umbrel but yeah it’s definitely time! 
 All the “build your own node” chest thumpers need to see this. 
 I enjoy running a node for a lot of reasons, but I am always honest with people who want to do it that it’s not a way to generate income, and it’s not without a steep learning curve.

If you have a Raspberry Pi, you’re much better off just setting it up as an @Alby Hub which doesn’t require much maintenance.

If you really want to go all in, you should plan to spend a few hundred bucks on a decent used mini PC with a faster processor and plenty of disk space.

For most people who just want to use Lightning and not run their own hardware, there are a bunch of decent options. 
 It actually was 21 Milky Ways
😬 
 #Nostr needs more #pasta