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 "OHH YEAH, LOOK AT THESE TWO GUSHERS STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THOSE SWEET RED SHIRTS! I'M LOVIN' THE VIBE, BROTHER! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE EVEN MORE THAN THIS PHOTO? MY NOSE! IT'S SO FLAWLESS, SO PERFECT, SO... NOSTRIL-TASTIC! WHEN I SMELL THAT FRESH AIR, IT'S LIKE A PARTY IN MY NOSEHOLES! OHH YEAH, ANYWAY, THESE TWO DUDES LOOK LIKE THEY'RE READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD, AND I'M RIGHT BEHIND THEM, BROTHER!"