I bet you I’m in a relationship with someone who’d be willing to have three kids with me by the end of next year. If I’m wrong, I’ll bite my tongue. If I’m right, you have to post this note:
‘I am Ben. I am a plonker for trying to rain on the magnificent Eshara’s dreams of a big family. She is so brilliant, and I am a right Wally’
How do you submit an application? Asking for a friend
🫂🫂🫂🫂 you’re wonderful 🤣🫂take me for tea at the next nostriga meet-up ☺️
I’ll let my friend know 😜
Eshara any guy would be lucky to have you spit on them. Fuck anyone who says different. You are a queen of this earth.
Very kind Zardoz 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🙏🏽🥹
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