I'm just going to buy short term bonds or something. It's fucking impossible to make money in this market. Or maybe I'll finally buy bitcoin seeing how my money is worthless.

It's just fucking impossible. I've been trying to save for years, and my savings just got wiped out by the pandemic and inflation. Gambling on stocks isn't working. Wages aren't enough. I basically have to take on as much debt as humanly possible. 

 Bitcoin is the digital currency of the future, I would strongly advise you to study it hard and perhaps develop a product, service, personal blog, channel or podcast via LN or Nostr Apps.