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 Wife: can we build this chair I ordered together at some point this afternoon? We work really well as a team and Iโ€™d love to help out. 

Me: sure Iโ€™ll build your chair. 

Wife: thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š 

lol ladies you can just ask nicely 

Weโ€™re gonna say yes anyway no need for subterfuge ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 You might say yes anyway. Most donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 If he doesnโ€™t want to build the chair heโ€™s not a keeper 
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 this

furniture building is the closest thing to legos we have as adults 
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 Buying chairs? What is this - a bull market? 
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 What would Pierre say? 
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 Men are pretty easy... just stroke our egos and make us feel like you value us and we'll move mountains for you. 
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 Exactly 
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 When women say we, they mean they are going to let you do something fun 
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 Ha, last night "my wife and I" put a basket on her bike ๐Ÿ™‚ 
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 Hum, it's the opposite for me, once I build a fourniture she ordered to surprise her when she is back and she was pissed, she wanted to build it herself or with me... go figured out.