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 If you remember having to get off the internet because your parents or a sibling wanted to use the phone, now is a good time to schedule a colonoscopy. 
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Fortunately they now have a test where you can just send a sample of your poop instead of having something inserted in you. (Unless the test sample comes back positive, then you have to go the traditional route) 
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I'm in this toot and I don't like it.

We gettin' old.
Already had my gallstone (and thus the whole gall bladder) taken out.
And been to the ER with heart arrhythmia. 
1. we do be gettin' old.
2. I f*cking love modern medicine. 
 @5499bae4 And if you have a prostate get that checked too. 
 @5499bae4 We had to get a separate line, so I could run a single-node BBS on it. :D