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 why does everyone here think I spend my entire day putting my hands in peoples butts?

#asknostr

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 Because that’s what you do 
 it’s like 0.21% of what i do 
 But it’s your favorite part 🥹

Right…?
…righhhhht??? 
 Me: “I think we can skip that portion of the exam. The other docs already checked you out and we know what’s going on. Unless you really want me to double check.”

Many, many patients: “Since you’re here just take a look.” 
 Do you use an otoscope? 
 I used to represent a company that manufactured the lightbulbs you put on those scopes.  Its incredible how high tec a buttbulb can be. 
 a colleague of mine once worked in a place where they forgot to sterilize the scopes between cases 🤢 
 .... that's nuts 
 I mean sometimes… 
 Butts are his favorite body part.*

Fixed that for you. 

 
 Oops haha 
 Butthole doctor 
 im not tho 😭 
 Nice cover 
 I just assumed because you posted about putting hands in butts 
 Fair.