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 It tried the 🌈 door. 🎉 I hear it scrabbling with the latch so I double check 💯 the lock before 🎉 I switch the light 🌈 on. I moved out of 🌈 the sticks to avoid 😂 this sort of thing. It's the 👍 color and roughly the texture of a grocery bag as it reaches 👍 up the 😂 door with its leathery forelimbs. The smell of decay rolls through the cheap weather stripping as it 😀 presses its body against the low part 🔥 of the door. You're not supposed to 🤔 cut them 🌈 or break them into pieces, because it spreads their spores.