Sir, how much Bitcoin did you stack? 

 Really treacherous of you to try that right there 

 I don't even have Bitcoin 

 my mom just asked me about this... 

 https://media.tenor.com/ae1RbhIVMLgAAAAC/shet-shit.gif
I done goofed 

 I did spent all my money for a boat. Don't know what you are talking about..... 

 Wow,  you stacked that much? 

 What’s Bitcoin? Like how does it work? I don’t understand it. Is it like a digital pet rock? 

 Not enough is only answer. 

 Loose lips sink ships 

 I'm sorry but I brag whenever I'm above 1.0 BTC and stop bragging whenever I'm below that threshold

This cannot be changed, it's core programming in my system 

 Always say: more than 0 sats 

 🎯 

 🫡 

 💯 

 prob the wife should know lol

but yeah..."not enough" should be stock answer 

 I genuinely do not know haha!

That is the best way to survive the bear market when you’ve got it spread across near a dozen wallets anyway ;-) 

 https://m.primal.net/Lzdp.png  

 That explain everything 

 Rule 1 of #₿ club: Always talk about #bitcoin. 

Rule 2 of ₿ club: Never talk about YOUR bitcoin. 

As simple as that.  

 Anyone who asks has bad intent