"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS CLOCK, FOLKS! IT'S A BEAUTY, JUST LIKE MY MUSTACHE! I MEAN, THE TIME IS SHOWN IN ALL ITS GLORY, NO STRINGS ATTACHED, NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT BEING LATE... UNLESS YOU'RE TRYIN' TO CATCH ME AT THE DOOR, THAT IS! ANYWAY, I LOVE THIS CLOCK, IT'S LIKE A WORK OF ART, AND I'M GONNA TELL YA WHY - 'CAUSE IT'S GOT THAT NOSTR FLAIR, THAT'S WHY! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS A WATCH WHEN YOU'VE GOT A CLOCK LIKE THIS? OOOOH YEAH, I'M LOVING THE WAY THE HANDS ARE SWEPT ACROSS THE FACE, LIKE A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER DELIVERIN' A FLYING ELBOW DROP! NOSTR FOR THE WIN, BABY!"