Imagine if you could buy a box of a dozen butterines for $14.99, would that sound like a good deal to you? Luscious cripsy butterines!
What are butterines you ask? I don't know yet. But with a name like that, people are gonna buy 'em.
Sounds like buttery saltine crackers
Its the size of a macaroon, but its a butter cookie extruded with a pastry funnel and baked until the edges are toasted. Mmm, so good. Thank you for inventing them @Magister Michael Dilger M.Sc.
How did you know so precisely!? Oh no! My tin foil hat is leaky!
Now thay elon has upgraded starlink satellites, you need to use heavy duty aluminum foil.
I only buy shaving brushes with handles in the color "butterscotch" because of the word "butter" in the name.
you asshole i saw the other note first and googled in vain for what butterines are
you need help LOL
that said, butterines do sound good ...
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