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 We’re going back and forth forever, Laura! 
 you son of a bitch
I'm in 
 But are you ALL IN? When you’re taking a shit, do you poop into one toilet? Or do you break that shit up into a lot of different toilets? 

Me? IM ALL IN. That’s how I broke my plunger. 
  I DONT EVEN OWN A PLUNGER BECAUSE IM SO ALL IN ON THIS FLUSH 
 FUCK! Thats a lot of all in that in 🏆 
 there's all in and there's all in and I'm all in 
 Well call me all in then 
 I'm out 
 I hear it’s hard to pull out 
 couldn't be me 
 I didn't even know girls shit until just now. 
 Yeah we do. We just do it out of our vaginas instead 
 eweweewwwwwwe 
 That’s how men are born 🌈 
 We also fart 💨 
 Some can on command too. I’m some 😂 
 HOW DOES ONE PERFORM SUCH SORCERY? 

Clearly, you are a witch. Zapped ⚡️ 🤣 
 It all started with gymnastics…I started to realize certain positions made me feel a certain way and the research continued 
 ☠️ 🤣 💨 omg 
 Btw the human body farts 14x a day. You’re welcome. 

I kill at trivia!