THE NOSTR REPORT

RISK
Dec 16, 2023
Block Height: 821,483
Moscow Time: 23:15 ⚡/ $
V4V: 16 zaps ⚡34,613
Top Zapper: @Keyser Ponomarenko @Gzuuus and @Anon  (⚡10,000 each)
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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Bitcoin is not risk free at all. But when you understand it, it breaks through the fairy tale of the things that are normally perceived as low risk or risk free. Bitcoin *exposes* risk in all its forms where it is usually obscured or dishonestly portrayed.

By revealing the truth and nature of risk everywhere, bitcoin proves itself to be the least risky, and promises a massive reward for those open to seeing the reality of our volatile world.
@TheGuySwann 
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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@d11n recaps a critical vulnerability in the LNbank plugin for @btcpayserver that led to significant loss of funds for users.  nostr:note1fmtv040cm8krqzuwyt4m6kq3dmjsj28cykx45xj93g3g2dl6g4tqvk2wfc

@ROCKSTAR warns that his nsec has been compromised.
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Fire up that meme maker kids, because we're about to #DrainTheExchange - @stacksatsio announces a bounty for the best #DrainTheExchange memes
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The @nos.social team needs your help. Help them create a better client through user feedback. See note for details.
https://w3.do/T0FYIcsN

@base58btc shares a response from @niftynei to @LynAlden ‘s question about whether temporary soft forks are possible in #bitcoin
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High fees got you down? @rev.hodl shares that he is getting an 82 percent rebate in sats by doing laundry with his miner dryer.
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@Derek Ross reflects on the past year on Nostr as he marks the one year anniversary of the OG NIP-05 service, nostrplebs.com. 
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💻nostr Tech💻
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@Max Hillebrand shares Liquidity ads in the new Phoenix v2.1.0
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@reya previews that the Lume client will soon have its own internal relay 👀
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@hodlbod shares a preview of private groups in Coracle, be on the lookout for this next update. 🪄
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@NVK showcases SeedQR on COLDCARD Q
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@jack shares info on Bitkey’s “Break Glass” feature for recovery of funds.
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@Start9 announces that @simplex v5.4.0 update is now available for StartOS
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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@Joe Martin 🎶🟠⚡ shares truefans.fm, an ad-free #value4value podcasting, video, and music service.
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@hodlhodl announces last chance to get “Genesis Block” tickets for Baltic Honeybadger 2024
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@Boltz - Non-Custodial Bitcoin Bridge notes that they’re seeing an increase in Liquid swaps while bitcoin mainchain swaps are “practically ded” right now on their service.
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@hackernews Google will being storing Google Maps location data locally on users devices and will no longer have access to user location history data (reportedly).
https://w3.do/uvpq3eDS
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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Enjoy your rugs, don’t fear them.
@GHOST 
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Stay Classy, Nostr.