@Rick is getting laid (off) @Graf von Tripp 
America is so spiritually dead that the only way for most people to feel alive is to become addicted to gambling and one or more hard drugs. 

 Go to church then, I don't know what to tell people 

 @Rick is getting laid (off) @Graf von Tripp 
That's what I do and recommend to people. But shit's depressing out there in the real world. 

 Find me one that isn't subversive. 

 Scientology 

 Amishism