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 It is as if my cat wants to torture me. 

I have an involuntary reaction to seeing vomit. And my freakin cat doesn’t stop eating random shit and throwing up. 

WTF do I do!!! 
 Outside cat. 
 No, indoor. But he keeps eating anything and everything he finds. Mostly my daughter’s hair ties, beads and all sorts of stuff. 

He doesn’t stop. 
 We have one the same. We have to keep the place so tidy there's nothing innappropriate lying around for the vomit-junkie to eat.

#catstr 
 Get rid of the cat 
 That’s what I threaten him with. Sending him back to the shelter. 

He isn’t learning. 😭 
 does he eat too fast? 
 Yessssssss! 
 I would start giving him smaller portions.  
 Ok. I’ll try that. 
 yeah we had one cat who scarfed their food til they got sick, so my family member portioned it out and spread the timing of the food 
 Oh no!
Unfortunately, my dad has a cat with this problem, too. 
He has hand fed this cat since kittenhood to mitigate the problem 😭 
I think a better solution would be to close the cat in a room with an easy to clean floor until a little while after his meal time. Then even if he throws up, you can clean it and then everyone goes about their day. 
But he’s never tried it my way. 
 I swear he walks away from the hard floor to the carpet just to add salt to the injury. 
 he thinks its a napkin lol 
 Definitely close him in a hard floor room like a bathroom if you can. 
 Put a Muzzle on it.  
 Have mercy 
 JK, feel bad for him and you, Maybe to try a different food, or keeping him inside/outside depending on where he is eating stuff that's upsetting his stomach? 
 One time Mosha, while I was at a girl's house visiting, went into her cats litterbox and ate a poop. She came into the room we were watching a movie in and puked it up onto the floor. Like a whole huge poop 💩

The smell was astounding. It filled the whole room. She ran to puke while I cleaned up the mess. Then I barfed too. Ugh.

Yeah. That's gross. That's the note. 
 Thank you. 

TIL that reading about it doesn’t make me sick, just seeing it. 😂 
 Cat Nip. Your cat will be too stoned to eat.  
 Feed the feline fresh meat my man! 
 I do every now and then. Not fresh though. 
 Put softly crumpled aluminum foil on all elevated ans nogo surfaces. Thank me later 
 Why t f would you own a cat

What a waste of energy, and they smell and throw up everywhere, cat litter, cat food, yuck