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 nostr:nprofile1qqsyeqqz27jc32pgf8gynqtu90d2mxztykj94k0kmttxu37nk3lrktcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgcwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpzamhxue69uhk6mr9dd6jumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tc5w4tc2 so mad that I type fast so he unfollows me lmfao, this is truly nostr level autism πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’€ 

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 We’re hitting levels of boredom that shouldn’t even be possible. 
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 Yeah, autists gonna sperg. Can’t do anything bout thatπŸ˜‚ 
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 The autism
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 the amount of cuckbucks being printed 
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 no, just don't like you lying about having stenography assistance autocomplete tooling on your system and not admitting it

you don't want to make me go and show you actual academic articles about human reflexes because i assuredly find the limitations of computer input device systems problematic

i put my mouse scan rate up and constantly have to repeat my clicks because the stupid mouse is moving while i press the buttons, it is so annoying, and there has been many periods during which the linux kernel's libinput had a dodgy concurrency problem in its queue and i would always get out of order key presses

120 is on the upper side of the limits of the HARDWARE to process human keypresses within the limits of the pressure and actuation distance required for keyboards and i have gateron whites on my keyborad now, 38Nm force they require and i do sometimes accidentally press them because they only need about 2mm distance

so, please, don't fucking lie about how you are typing that fast, i can tell you have a tool helping you if you really are, and i see in the live stream you are only doing 120 
 I'm not lying man I'm just fast lmfao, and many people are faster than me still

What a retarded thing to lie about, to watch live typing contests there are people who push 250wpm+ 
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 No! Not the 'Academic Articles of Proof'! Please,  don't make him do it! For the love of god, admit you're lying about your speed man! 
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 admit i'm lying? i was surprised that i actually can type 96 right now, best i ever saw in tests 15 years ago was about 75, but my hardware is quite unusual and designed for low response time (these are gaming switches)

like i said, i know i'm not at the top in speed, at best maybe in the top 10% but 168 is just absurd

do the math

168 means literally 168 times 6 keystrokes per minute

this means ~16.8 taps per second

per fucking second

with how much accuracy?

just say "one thousand" while tapping your finger on the desk and see if you can even fucking count how many times you tapped in that period

i doubt you can hardly even manage 16 taps per second with all 10 fingers taking turns

it's ridiculous, and looks fake 
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 I think this is bothering you way too much. Let it go. 

I've seen plenty of people hitting 120-130s on querty setups and much higher on different keyboard layouts. It's likely not fake, and even if it is, why are you wasting so many cycles on it? 
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 sorry but 16 key presses per second on one finger per hand is not physically possible unless you are like Neo or something, he posted a screenshot claiming like 154 or 168 or something and that is just outside of reality i'm afraid

either he thinks we are stupid or it's his version of a "joke" either way it's not funny and it's not plausible 
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 it's just a stupid and worthless thing to lie about, reflects very badly on his character, and i'm not gonna be gaslit about people typing over 140wpm, that's just bullshit 
 Exactly, and you accuse me of such nonsense, fuck you

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 lol, boomer, i'm gen x, first of all

and i see that the world record is 212

it is possible you are not lying but it's also possible you have something on your computer that lets you type many common words with shorter things like how stenographers do it

the way you are so unreasonably maligning my skepticism is a massive red flag and i just don't think that an honest person would be this indignant

so, go fuck yourself, and all your fanbois 
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 i disagree with @JeffG
don't let it go, it quite entertaining 
i would wager money on the outcome of a standardized contest between you two 
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 Yeah he unfollowed me when he saw I was talking to someone he didn't like. Snowflaky af but he's free to do so ofcourse. 
 πŸ’€ this is so retarded I don’t even want to meme about it 
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 i picked 50 to 60 tomatoes from the garden today & shared most with neighbors!  i can pick faster than i can eat!       ftw! & FTW!