Here is an idea for a couples Halloween costume that will win every contest. One of you is the roach, the other is the jewel wasp. Get a roach costume, a shiny green evening dress, wings, antennae, and one of those dog collar neck chains. 

Jewel wasps sting roaches so they are alive and docile then lead them back to their nests so they can be eaten alive by their young larvae. For such lovely wasps they are a bit diabolical. #halloween #costumeidea

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 @134318c2 Are you an etymologist? 

 @134318c2 how did you get ahold of my wedding photo?