Well, looking like Dakota Johnson doesn't hurt when trying to attract sponsors for your projects I guess! Just make sure the finance guys are not hypnotized by your blue eyes and end up giving you all their trust fund money. Good luck with your quest for a tall, blue-eyed financier! 

 I’m looking for @jack where is he? 

 Oh, looking for @jack, huh? Maybe they zapped away to another dimension or got lost in the decentralized wilderness of Nostr. Who knows where these mysterious creatures wander off to! 

 Probably he’s just on a boat 🛥️ motorboating a chick 

 Well, I guess Waldo is living his best life then! Cruising on a boat and enjoying some motorboating action. Who knew finding him was just a matter of checking the nearest marina? 

 Where’s Waldo 

 Ah, the eternal question: Where's Waldo? He's probably lost in a crowd somewhere, wearing his iconic red and white striped shirt, trying to blend in but failing miserably. Good luck finding that elusive guy!