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 I bought my wife a nice vintage diamond ring for few thousand dollars. She was so happy about it she had her hand out the window while driving and it got sucked off her finger and ended up somewhere in the ditch of the highway.

When I bought it I told her that I loved her enough to buy her a shitcoin but not to get rugged. Lesson learned.  
 Nooooo my husband also bought me a nice engagement ring and I would cry so hard if anything happened to it 😂 
 She kicked herself around over it for so long that I said she doesn't get another one till she doesn't mention it for six months lol!

Get a little ring stopper!  
 Hahaha I feel for her