@de22920b When I lived in Seattle there was this one week where it rained non-stop. And an old man told me a great joke. 

A few years ago a man moved to Seattle and when he arrived, it was raining.
It also rained the next day, and the next day, and the next. 
Then after a few days he goes out and sees a young kid and asks, "Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?"

And the kid said "How should I know? I'm only six"