Mascot ready https://media.tenor.com/pv0CaU2gtYsAAAAC/eating-pooh.gif 

 Nutsack
Honeypot

🧐 

 Best CTA I've ever witnessed 

 I did spend like 7 seconds thinking about it but I feel like it was time well spent 

 wondering where "the universe's terms of service" links to. 

 is there an ecash testnet? 

 there is, but I don't believe in testnet 

 https://image.nostr.build/4d9ae032f9310ac3fe1d007e8c4e16aa96404b47b12f1cf7698ed4e13412282b.jpg 

 No. There are test mints that let you mint for free but you can do the same in real mints. There is no chain, custodian (trusted third party that issues ecash) decides the rules. 

 I'm ready. Where do I sign up?

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 You may have meant this as a joke, but I don't appreciate it. This is one step closer to the negative aspects of 'other' media. I would prefer a serious discussion of the pros and cons of cashu. 

 I'm not sure that name inspires confidence 🤔 

 https://m.primal.net/LokD.png  

 🍯 

 I'm ready to lose some money! 

 That name, hahah… 

 What's the URL? 

 NIP 60 is the best way to lose money on nostr.

nostr:nevent1qqs2tlc6swjrssp8pzaud0zmgtxdtrr5tnznggqcz7w9v3tarfw7j3qpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsyg86np9a0kajstc8u9h846rmy6320wdepdeydfz8w8cv7kh9sqv02gpsgqqqqqqs43ykn2 

 Nutszap 

 Please, sir. Tell me where I can get this so I to may lose money.

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 Bro is a machine! 😁 

 https://media1.tenor.com/m/gfSWsxaDN78AAAAd/south-park-its-gone.gif 

 rugging as a feature 

 A blue Honeypot?

Why not yellow? 🤔 

 Can I use it for zaps?