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 We have introduced some great new features. 🤩 

- Your health checkup results will be read automatically and we will only show you recipes appropriate for your situation.
- Your car will only drive, if you have not had close contact with anyone infected with a contagious disease within the past 48 hours.
- Your vaccine status will be auto-displayed on the social media viewer with the associated compliace rating, on a scale of 1-5💉 .
- If you have been editing recipes during the hours your vehicle is parked at your workplace, we will send your boss a little note.

If you do not like these features, you can switch from this Every Damn Thing App to the other Every Damn Thing App, which has the same features, but in pink. 
 You will be rewarded with extra credits if you rate this App correctly. 
 Attention please. This is a service announcement. 

We have located the whereabouts of developers 1 and 2 of the Nostr ecosystem and are holding them in house arrest, pending their public trial before Congress.

The government will now offer this service as a free, public utility.

Thank you for posting. 
 Sounds like the end game for #Amethyst tbh
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