I don't know man, sounds to me like you aren't bullish enough 😂 

 No one is. 

 Everything is good for …. Ah wait 😅 

 Just put one node and a small miner on a satellite and the chain will persist... 

 The halving🤔?? 

 "see look the halving is bad for the planet" 

 You're not fucking kidding😳😂.  

 If Bitcoin is allowed to continue with its halving schedule, the whole world will be cut in half!

—bitcoin critics, probably 

 Everything they say is bad for Bitcoin is even worse for them, and they never seem to realize that:

Like, do you actually want the entire internet to go down? Do you want to have governments with so much power they can attack Bitcoin? Do you realize that they'll have to completely destroy your way of life and turn you into a slave to gain that much power? Do you realize this is already underway and the only way to save yourself is actually to support bitcoin?

Seriously, come on guys. We need better critics. 

 Even if that happens I still know my private key.
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Load up the block chain on the next planet 

 Satoshi didn’t account for this, what a failure.