They have a peculiar taste to them that is unlike the varieties you buy in the store so we just let them be. 

 Yeah kiwi is the rebranded name, kinda like Canola 

 Now I’m really curious. How would you describe it? 

 Hmm. My wife doesn’t mind eating it occasionally but I find the flavor to resemble something rotten. It’s pungent. 

 Sounds nasty; what a shame. 

 You're a savage.