Two things occurred to me about college towns:

#1 All of the female students are dressed like actual hookers with previous arrests.  

#2 The young men are all ingesting highly concentrated levels of birth control hormones in the tap water.

Maybe dress codes weren't such a bad thing? 

Maybe coed schools in general are not conducive learning environments to begin with? 

 @9595301e hookers don't wear jc pennies mom jeans and a bra, do they?