Our lil’est went to his first day of school today. His mama wondered if he’d have any difficulty, him being the baby and all. He marched straight in and a teacher said, “Hey Theo! Is this your first day of school?”

“Yeah, ‘cause I’m big now. She’s leaving.”

She, being his mother. Like, here’s your hat, what’s your hurry. Scram lady, you’re wrecking my mojo with the other squirts.

Then he said, “So, where do I go?”

This kid. A week ago he was watching cartoons in my office.

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