The sign missed the part about the bisexual having a $100,000 gender studies degree. 

 TBF these bishes work harder than any finance bro with a plastic wife & a yacht! 

 Home made coffee tastes like fiat. Barista made coffee is a 9 of 10 multi sig Bitcoin vault of pure opulence!  

 Meh 

 I'm a coffee snob and everyone makes shit coffee for sure 🤣.

I'm a Bitcoiner tho, built different 🫡. 

 Incorrect. You're obviously doing it wrong.  

 I bought a sick espresso machine & it makes all the difference.

Can't buy shitty coffee makers and expect barista quality. 

 Bean quality + proper grind for your brewing method makes a world of diffrence.  

 Facts, I get some good beans but always trying new stuff too - that's the fun part! 

 you can't make a good brew with a good machine and bad grinder but you can make a good brew with a cheap pour over and a good grinder. Grinders trump all. 

 Yeah, really it's the grind that makes all the difference.  

 Peak grinder maximalist here 

 exactly. buy the best grinder you can afford and you're 80% of the way there. 

 I cheat. I work on my local coffee shop's vehicles in trade for their house roast. 

 Bitcoiners built different bruh