Practice contractions are super-fun because you're in pain and then you go to look up if it's normal or not and all the med sites are like "oh no they're painless, just like menstrual cramps"

Oh great right, famously painless menstrual cramps 

 @627b1480 Read the other way, cramps are like the early stages of labor. 

 @627b1480
Painless menstrual cramps? NO SUCH THING!