Go dick Cheney 

 That would be pretty funny. Real Clear Politics isn't even listing Iowa as a potential battleground state. 

 I assure you, it was on 0 folks radars.

Not even the Harris team 

 Democrats wet dream 
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1841216680342470668/pu/vid/avc1/1920x1080/-G4tYbTpvTCEYXAl.mp4?tag=14 

 Pack the poles, before you pack the ballot boxes. 

 “Accelerationism is the cure for boiling frog syndrome” - @GrassFedBitcoin 

 Really wasn't hoping to test that theory...