my kid just fell asleep on top of me & I’m too afraid to move
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ah the old do I risk moving and waking them up or letting my arm that's already asleep fall off never wake them up, you have another arm
Your only hope is spontaneous teleportation, good luck.
Don't sneeze. For all that is holy, do not sneeze.
payback! r the coloring pens within reach?
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Now isn’t a great time to move anyway, interest rates are high