describe the sensation 

 Did you beg anyone to pee on you 

 Fake news apparently 

 THAT IS NOT A NO 

 I’m immune to stingray sting fear, because my sons are on the constant lookout for things to pee on 🤣 

 “Yes, but what does that have to do with the stingray?” 

 Is this your first sting? 

 Yes 

 In response did you punch it in the face? 

 Did you hit back 

 Fuck man. Sorry to see that. 

At least it got your heel! I once saw a dude get barb’d straight through the bottom of the foot 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ 

 Did you do the stingray shuffle 

 Bugger, barb not broken? 

 Don't pull a Steve Irvin on us 

 Now, all you need is a cat. 

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 This is way more painful and persistent than anticipated 🙃 

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 Ouch! Feel better 

 Dude ouch. Feel better 🙏 

 THAT SUCKS HOPE THAT WATER IS SCOLDING HOT 

 Do you like flapjacks? 

 If you have any of his skin left over I'd like to make a wallet... 

 Damn, so they had to amputate your left leg?  

 Yikes! That’s gnarly. Get well soon!