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 When my wife uses the central vacuum upstairs on hardwood floors it sounds like an infantry battle upstairs.  How the hell can you possible bang into so much stuff? 
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I feel the same, tempted to remove all vacuum cleaners and replace with mop, broom and dustbin. 
 @55b3f2a1 "Venting" for both she and the vacuum cleaner?  #LikeKindsAttract 
 @55b3f2a1 Same thing with a desk chair upstairs. Thankfully they did not like the chair and the replacement is so quieter. 
 @55b3f2a1 
Stop complaining. 
Not everyone has a wife who vacuums their house.  🤸‍♂️