Agree with all this but one caveat. Fucking cars. Once you have kids that drive, car issues will drive you mad. 
“Why the fuck didn’t you tell me the oil light was on in your car that now won’t start?”
“Both headlights are out?  How does that happen?
“Do you aim at potholes?  wtf is the matter with you?  How do 2 tires just explode like that?”