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 @0aac7d38 thats as awesome as it is disgusting that McCarthy let her keep her shriveled up smelly ass and sagging tits in there for so long. 
 @48bfa577 

I sense an extreme distaste coming from you bionic Pope. 
 @0aac7d38 you must be amazingly perceptive. 
 @48bfa577 

Hey.
Keep it under your mitre.
I mean it. 
 @48bfa577 @0aac7d38 Who's tits? Nan from San Fran? 
 @0c671c23 @48bfa577 

Yeah.
Phil cannot stop thinking/ dreaming about them.
He cries out.
He needs help. 
 @0aac7d38 @0c671c23 that wouldn't be a dream, more like a nightmare, where she leans over me and they come crashing down and smother me. 
 @48bfa577 @0c671c23 

You put a lot of thought into your “ nightmares”.
It must REALLY scares are you. 
 @0aac7d38 @0c671c23 yes.  Just imagine the smell of her breath and other decayed orifices 
 @48bfa577 @0c671c23 

You have out a LOT of thought into this.
I’m beginning to feel very uncomfortable. 
 @0aac7d38 @0c671c23 what? This could be your chance to bodly go where so many men have gone before 
 @48bfa577 @0c671c23 

Beware the worn path. 
 @48bfa577 @0aac7d38 OK ok boys. For Phil. In yer opinion who has the the hottest set O jugs in Congress and Senate? I'm gnonna guess Laurin Bodashious Boebert. 
 @0c671c23 @0aac7d38 I'd give her a free breast exam. 
 @0aac7d38 @0c671c23 I try to get help but the therapists keep vanishing, mysteriously