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 🚨🚨🚨UPDATE 🚨🚨🚨

ALEX HAS BEEN LOCATED. He rolled under a cooler and was found alongside a dozen bottle caps and three ping pong balls. 

Crisis adverted. Thank you for your support through these difficult times. 

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 That's great news. I was pissed on your behalf. I will sheath my pitchfork...for now. 
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 Good news 😁 
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 A dozen bottle caps and three long balls you say? I like the way Alex parties 🍻 πŸ“ 
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 πŸ˜… cc: @corndalorian 
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 Good way for β€œwhoever” took it return it πŸ˜‰ 
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 Alex needs an ankle bracelet! For in house detainment. 
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 I WANT TO SEE ALEX SAFE ON THE SHELF. FOR ALL WE KNOW, YOU KIDNAPPED ALEX