There a two types of people. 

People who chew on ice cubes. 

People who think chewing on ice cubes is DERANGED. 

They marry each other. 

#Plebchain 

 What about those people that become icecubes? Like the Everest climbers.  

 Obvious cube chewers them. It started with a brain freeze. 

 I’m the ice cube chewer in the house.