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 @sj_ashcroft2@libranet.deI Hey old man, I am far from being a whippersnapper! 
 Have you not heard of relativity, @Michelle ?  From a where I stand, you seem quite young enough to be snapping whilst wielding a whip.

[Sits back and waits to see how she will play with that one... 🤣] 
 @7f80d53a *breaks out the leather cat suit* 

Oh, I’ll wield a whip alright… 

Come here 🤭 
 I'm waiting, @Michelle .  Anticipating... 🐈‍⬛ 😈‍ 😆 
 @7f80d53a Oooh very good. Now stand very very still 🤭🖤🤭😈 
 May I ask, @Michelle  - why does that suit you are wearing have those spikes on the end of the tail...?
😲😲😲 
 @7f80d53a you have no been given permission to ask so now you’ll find out 🤭🤣 
 Catch me if you can, @Michelle  🏃‍♂️ 
 @7f80d53a damnit I forgot the cuffs 😣🤭 
 Then you have less hope of restraining me than you have of exercising restraint, @Michelle 🤣

... unless you persuade me to surrender...👀 
 @7f80d53a I have whisky and coffee flavored ice cream back here behind this curtain 
 You really, really know how to tempt me, @Michelle.  I'm on my way.

I have a feeling @a96c3806 has his head in his hands, groaning "Oh no, they are off again..."  Poor chap.  We keep hijacking his threads...

Anyhow, it is late here, and I must consider sleep, so he can start to relax as well!  Night-night. 
 @7f80d53a @4117a1bc he is very tolerant of our nonsense. Just for that he is spared the spikes! 

Goodnight! 😴🌙😘