It's odd how controversial we are and how everyone completely melts down around us, when we are so... What exactly are we? 🤔

Prim. Yes, we are prim and proper.

This is the most dangerous tone to write in, I think. 

 Yes — the more “proper” you are, the more cognitive dissonance it generates. 
 

 Speak softly and carry a parasol with a very point end.