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 I changed my mind , I'm just going to buy bonds.
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 Smart. Bitcoin is too risky. Very smart

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 Too volatile,  I need some stability to keep me poor in my life. 
 You’re right. Staying poor is the safest way. Truly risk free 🤝 
 that's my plan. 
 We’re the bond hodlers of last resort🫡 
 I’m unable to write this without laughing 😂😂 
 nothing to lose 
 Exactly 🤝 
 😂 
 Said no one ever 
 Good opsec. 
 30 years min 
 👀👻 
 Bond maxi. 
 We're not Jews with trembling knees, we are just a tiny country. Bonds, we need bonds. 
We are week, they are strong. Now you give us more bonds, bonds. We need bonds.

https://youtu.be/42TfPgk8PVw 
 Way to risky for me , I’ll keep my cash in the bank where it’s safe and earns interest 
 One time the teller wanted to sell me on some interest saving accounts. And I asked her what the interest was and if it would beat the current rate of inflation. I saw the light bulb turn on, she soon realized it wasn't a good investment. 
But they are just told to follow the script. It's just a job.  

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And then I vandalized their ATM. 
 Advised a friend with loads of spare cash who likes stocks to buy a bit 🤏 dip your toe bro. 
‘Don’t do that scam stuff’
Accidentally and inadvertently I think I vandalised his mind 🤷‍♂️ 
 Bro just put your cash under your mattress and you'll be good 
 I think the appropriate photo is more
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